Dinosaurs having sex with donkeys in spaceships, while William Shatner sings Neil Diamond songs.

That's the only thing that popped into my head while trying to figure out what to write. Oooh--how about if I write a story about that with socialist undertones. It needs a plot. No, it doesn't. Actually, it could be taken politically as Republicans and Democrats getting each other off in a secret place, while using the media to distract us.

Yet again I wear my "pretty" underwear for no good reason. God, I've turned into a chick--a chick with a kickass moustache.